Turning Straight

No its not true! but a few have things have happened that well..... mmmmm could sort of....... well lets get to details.

A few weeks ago I went to get a massage with a mate from a place that had MASSAGE in flashing lights $50, but it turned out to be a brothel, who would have thought a brothel at those prices? crazy, well it was midnight and I really need a massage I was acheing from working too hard.  The hookers agreed to give us a massage with no happy ending, no funny business, it was sort of funny but the place was gross, it looked liked something from a Tennesse Williams play, a dirty broken down bordelo with broken down old hookers with consumtive coughs, mold growing on the cracked walls, cigarette smoke being sucked in through the heating vent and water running down the walls through cracks in the walls, and stained sheets that they didn't even bother changing when I went into the room, it was discusting.
Then last thursday we were in the city having dinner and I saw a sign saying "Spa, Sauna" we went in so we didn't have to go to Body line, but it turned out to be a high class rub and tug place in the city, my mate was up for it for a change and so was I, the spa part to the hand job, but he paid for me, and it was on.  Jackie, was very pretty and said "I was the best looking man she had seen in Australia, and she had been here for 14 months from Thailand" thanks Jackie, but she then asked me to marry her so she could stay in the country and not have to live with 11 other girls in one apartment, as she was wanking me off!  Something about her desperatness, was really off putting, she was working my shaft like she was whisking eggs smothered in baby oil, but I couldn't get there with her begging me to marry her to give her a better life.  There was something very close to sex slavery to the whole thing, because she was desperate for money or a better life, there was no even playing feild like in the gay world, were all the guys are there having sex because they want to.  I still don't know what to make of the whole expirence, other than there was a whole bunch of naked guys all in the spa together, I guess they were nearly all straight in a place like that, strange, very strange.

Sydney Winter

 20 degrees, sunny, no wind and wearing a T - Shirt with weather like this in the middle of winter you have to love Sydney!, for people who don't know Australia, its not always like this but when it is, it rocks!

Dear Amy

What went wrong?  Its not really the right queastion regarding Amy is it.  Its more like what when right?  Not much.  She was so tallented, a great actress, a great voice and my favorite thing I like about her was she was such an original spirit, who can take looking like a tragic briken down drag queen and turn it into style.  She was so out of control I had begun to think that some of it was staged for media attention, if only that had been the case, it turned out this was one person the media wasn't making stuff up about.
I'll really miss you Amy, I loved your music and the funny side of you antics, hope you are in peace now, I wonder if we will ever know what was making you so unhappy?
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Oops

I'm sitting in a fab French restaurant on Victoria st darlinghurst and I have fuxked up a little. I walked in and there is my female friend On a date, i say hi but I can't join, I am sat one table awAy in eye line and we were suppost to go for a drink tonight but now she can't dump her date for me because he would know. I am fine being alOne I like it but it's Saturday night and I am eating alOne late and it is akward. I get on grindr and I am dissed and blOcked while my diner arrives. I hate being blocked and now my delicious dinner tastes like rejection and regret. Drink drink drink on an empty stomach, I've built an excellent buzz in French wine, the pain has gone and I am happy. Eating alOne and drinking to escape on a Saturday night, I have just worked a 70 hour week while I was sick it's no wonder I didn't have time or energy to Make plans, but it feels a little bit hyper real alOne being watched by my friend, mmmm not my ideal night out, but the chicken was delicious as was the wine I will be back with fun company next time, money in my pocket and your kicks for free, livin' life in the fast lane. I feel the need to point out that homeless people are walking by and the hot french waiter / owner is feeding the well behaved ones, he puts them On a table near out front away from every one else and feeds them, how Sydney is that! The homes and the elite sitting side by side eating at the same French restaurant, I love it!

Too Busy to FCUK

This is my favorite all time FCUK T-shirt slogan, if I get round to making t - shirts for my staff to wear it will have that on it!  I'm pulling huge hours, was up to 4 am last night on paper work then up again this morning! 5 am start tomorrow for a business breakfast in the botanical gardens, things are going well, I need to ride this wave of luck and mint some serious coin.  I'm sick with a cold, but battling on! I hate writting this, how dull, who wants to read about this Bullshit!  Sorry I don't have anything better to tell you, I have 8 trademen working for me at them moment across jobs and 5 are gay! how cool is that, unplanned mostly as well.  All my clients are gay well, its like I have created this gay little universe for myself, come home and watch Will & Grace and I wouldn't even know straight people existed.

Big News!

My day laborer just told me that he was walking down the street and some asked him would he like to be the new Aussie Bum guy for this summer, so he had his test shoot on Saturday and is waiting to hear back if he has it. I told you he was cute, I love stories like that I think Claudia Schiffer's story is the same "I was walking down the street in Berlin and some one said to me, would you like to be a modle? And I was like yeah sure why not, and with in a week I was walking down runways in Paris earning $10,000 per day, isn't life funny". She said, yeah life's a blast if your beautiful and hot Claudia!

Pay You Pay Me

I have just invented a new game to cement my image as a vapid himbo. When people walk past put a price on them to have sex with you. How much for them to sleep with you if don't like them and how much you would pay to have sex with them if they are way hot. Let me tell you cafe time is way more fun playing this with your friends.