Next Stop.... Love

I have come to a interesting realization I think it is a good one.  I have met Mr right.  In fact I have met a few Mr. rights.  No there is no one Mr right on rise with this moon, but I have been dating flat out, manly due to bordom, having money and not working much and being a little bit sick, so I am on Grindr all day, chatting to 50 different guys a day.  Last week I fucked 4 different guys in one day, morning session, afternoon, night and then late night seating.  Exhausting, but had to be done.  10 different dinner dates in one week, busy busy, and some doisies, like last night, Daniel from BMW, yes you you cunt, you were the worst date of my life, you rude obnoctious twat. 
But what I have realised is I can stop looking, or at least know I have met at least two guys I would consider building a life with.  I haven't been able to win them over, they think they are both too good for me, but at least I know I have found two I like, well three actually.  More energy onto the gym and getting buff, less time dating losers.  Foucus on winners only.

Its good to know they are out there, because a week ago I hadn't met them! its taken 50 dates and 3 months but I found 3 I like this week.  It feels very good to know they are out there!

My version of "Isn't Ironic"  by Alanis Morrisett would go like this

Its like 10 thousand spoons when all you need is knife, its like meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife
except mine would go
its like meeting the man of your dreams and then realizing you haven't been to the gym enough and even though he is into you and your brain, but not your fat body.  So he wont go on another date with you untill you can out hottness him and regain his attention, because there was a spark there.