Monday, April 11, 2011

Strange Stories from the North Shore

 
I have a very nice female Dr. she is like a cool Greek woman, think Eddie off Ab Fab but at least this lady works.  She loves a good chat with me, I think because I am probably one of the few non druggies she has to see each day, working in Darlinghurst, which is the gay ghetto of Sydney.  Well she recently told me a very funny story, but when I told it to someone else they said it was weird and disturbing, but I just thought it was funny.
Her son is getting more and more distant, and both his parents are smart Doctors, and Phillip didn’t do well on his HSC results, he is 20 now and his mum is worried but he won’t talk to her.  She know lots of gay men from work so she knows about Grindr, so she bought Phillip an iphone and herself one and she has suspicions he is gay and withdrawn because of it.  She also has suspicions he aint real bright, or distracted, she doesn’t know why he has no drive and enthusiasm about anything.  So as a dare she decide to go on grindr under a fake photo and see if Phillip was on there,  and sure enough he shows up 50 meters away, i.e. in the same house, up stairs.  She told her a few female friends and a few gay ones and she decided she would try and find out what up with him in his world.  They live in Waroongah which is a very wealth leafy white area 20 kms from the city, so her son comes up on her grid every night.
So far she has asked him what he’s into, weather he does safe sex and how he feels about being gay.  No great break through; he seems just a lethargic on Grindr as every other part of his life.  She now thinks it might be pot, but she can’t ever smell it and he’s not after money, so maybe hes planning the next big terror attach from his bedroom, who knows.  She started to find it addictive because at least he was talking to her on here, so almost every night she would chat to him on Grindr.  One night she was drunk at a friend’s house and they went down the photo road, and he sent her cock photos, she was laughing so hard, she was showing her son’s cock around to her friends there, after all he is Greek and at least that was one thing he had going for him.  So now she has three women who are in on the joke but she doesn’t know when to break the news to him, not now, but in 2 years time might be too long for laugh factor, so she was asking me, what do I do from here? Do I keep talking to him, how do I get him motivated? When do I tell him that I played that joke on him?
She also found her nephew on there he lives in the same suburb, but she isn’t going to play a joke on him as she is afraid what her sister will do if she ever finds out.

2 comments:

  1. i would not have gone as far as to ask his son for his penis pic. i think thats where the story went from funny to disgusting. showing it to all her friends is so disrespectful.

    i think this story is so made up by her. watch out... coz she might be psycho.

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  2. cassius can you make me a top 10 songs of all time?

    like what songs have defined those "moments" in your life?

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